Tool Lullabies

Joel sent me a link to an album of Tool songs redone as lullabies. This is wrong on so many levels.

Do you really want your baby listening to Tool? Hell, yes! Instead of distorted guitars and thunderous drums, we've used mellotron, glockenspiel and chimes to highlight Tool's dreamy melodies. These incredibly lush lullaby versions of Tool's best-known songs will captivate and engage your baby while they drift off to slumberland. Forget Baby Einstein. What about Baby Maynard? This is brain food for a whole different breed of whiz kid.

I bet Joel buys this.