Eliot Spitzer Jokes

From CNN:

"It's just mind-blowing that he spent $4,300 on a hooker," said New York comic Lisa Landry. "It just shows how high the cost of living is in New York. That same hooker would cost $50 in Newark."
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"They're talking about impeaching Eliot Spitzer if he doesn't step down," David Letterman said, "and I'm thinking, `Whoa, a Democrat being impeached for extramarital sex. Well, happy days are here again!"
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Across the country, the "Tonight" show's Jay Leno peppered Spitzer with seven jokes. "The real ironic thing about this case?" he said. "Today the hooker said that Spitzer was done in a New York minute."

Politics is the only profession where the wife of a man caught with a prostitute has to stand by his side, Leno said.

"If this guy was a plumber ... he would have his wife's SUV tire tracks over his head," he said.